Saturation mail

USPS sells a mailing option called “saturation mailing”, which is what companies use to send their weekly supermarket sales ads to every single person in an area. That’s how you get those annoying sales ads, and which I use as facial hair trimming aid.

Apparently today our mailman was like “fuck this, I don’t get paid enough for this shit” and left the entire box of ads on the side, without inserting each piece into our mailboxes.

Blessed be his heart. This is the hero we need, but didn’t deserve.

I may or may not have committed a federal felony, U.S. code 18 section 1708 and punishable by up to $250,000 in fines, by interfering with interstate commerce and tampering with corporate free speech 😔

Please, think of the kittens 😿

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